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Dave Nelson : Oh God, I have created a monster.
Catherine Duke : No, he was already a monster. You just made him a very popular monster.
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Dave Nelson : Hear me well, for as of today, a new Dave is born, a Dave that is, for lack of a better word... pure evil.
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Dave Nelson : I know what you're going to say...
Catherine Duke : What? I was just going to say how could you ever leave a woman who makes such exquisite cakes?
[gives Dave a bite of cake]
Dave Nelson : Say, that is good. Is that lemon zest?
Joe Garrelli : You know it.
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Dave Nelson : Okay, I'm not fine. I'm not fine.
Catherine Duke : Ya sure? Because you seem fine.
Dave Nelson : Well, you know, the old Dave-the old Dave would be fine. The well-meaning, even-tempered, easy-going Dave he'd-he'd be fine with his. But I'm not fine. And you know what? That Dave, that Dave, unfortunately, today is dead.
Catherine Duke : [laughs] No, he's not.
Dave Nelson : Oh, yes he is. Hear me well, as of today, a new Dave is born. A Dave who, for lack of a better phrase, is... pure evil.
Catherine Duke : Pure evil?
Dave Nelson : Pure. Evil.
Joe Garrelli : [enters] Hey, Dave, can I borrow five bucks?
Dave Nelson : Sure, Joe, my wallet's in my desk.
[Joe leaves]
Dave Nelson : Where was I?
Catherine Duke : Um, pure evil.
Dave Nelson : Pure. Evil. And by embodying pure evil, as I now do, in one short week, I will have my old job rightfully rebestowed upon me.
Catherine Duke : You're gonna get Lisa fired?
Dave Nelson : Oh, lord no. No. I mean, that wouldn't be fair. It's not her fault. I mean, I shouldn't make her the target of my, uh, y'know, my, my...
Catherine Duke : Pure evilness?
Dave Nelson : Yeah. I'm still-still getting the hang of it.
Catherine Duke : Yeah, well, don't you worry about it, I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.
Dave Nelson : [smiles] Thanks.
Catherine Duke : Look, Dave, why don't you get up and get me a soda? Thank you.
Dave Nelson : [goes for it and then stops] No.
[acts defiant]
Catherine Duke : Ooo, Dave! That's a good start! Okay, go with it, go with it. C'mon more, more!
Dave Nelson : Get your own damn soda.
Catherine Duke : Yes, yes, yes! Alright, come on, come on.
Dave Nelson : [tries for a moment] That's really all I've got right now.
