Jimmy James: Why is she screwing this up? This is a no-brainer.
Dave Nelson: Well, if it was a no-brainer, I would have sent Matthew.
Catherine Duke: [on Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor] They don't serve this at bars. They serve it under bridges and on street corners.
Bill McNeal: I should ask about our local distributor.
Jimmy James: [about the word "non-profit"] It's an oxymoron.
Dave Nelson: You mean like military intelligence.
Jimmy James: Yeah, or Swiss cheese.
Beth: Tell them that there is a spunky redhead down here.
Joe Garrelli: I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a spunky redhead in every office.
Beth: Tell me about it.
Bill McNeal: [looks at a picture on Dave's desk] She looks like quite a woman, Dave. Your mom is really something.
Dave Nelson: Bill, that's Lisa. This is my mom.
Bill McNeal: Oh. Now I don't feel so guilty trying to picture her naked.