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"NewsRadio" Monster Rancher (TV Episode 1998) Poster

(TV Series)

(1998)

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Jimmy: Dave, I don't know if you've noticed this, but most of the stuff I do is weirder than hell.

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Dave Nelson: Wait a minute, this isn't one of your weird nephews, is it?

Jimmy: No, no, no... yes. This is one of my normal nephews. I tell you, he's so normal he makes Richie Cunningham look like a crack-smoking porn freak.

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Dave Nelson: Why did you do that?

Bill McNeal: It's just a little harmless hazing, and as far as hazings go, pouring hot coffee and hot sauce on someone's head is relatively mild.

Lisa Miller: You put hot sauce in there?

Bill McNeal: No.

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Bill McNeal: I remember this one time in college we got this pledge drunk, tied him up, locked him in the trunk of a car, abandoned the car in a junkyard...

Dave Nelson: And then?

Bill McNeal: What?

Dave Nelson: How did he get out of the car?

Bill McNeal: [Beat] You know what, I gotta make a phone call.

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Lisa Miller: You look very Casablancaesque.

Matthew Brock: I was going for more of a Bugsy Malone look.

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Dave Nelson: Beth, what is your problem with Walt?

Beth: Isn't it obvious? I've been working here for five years making next to nothing, and this new guy waltzes in...

Dave Nelson: Beth, he makes nothing.

Beth: You see? Already he almost makes almost as much as I do.

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Bill McNeal: Uncle Jimmy? I didn't know we were bringing in one of Jimmy's boy toys...

Dave Nelson: Bill! Mr. James doesn't have boy toys. This is actually one of Jimmy's nephews.

Bill McNeal: Oh. Because I thought...

Dave Nelson: I don't care what you thought.

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Jimmy: I'm giving Walt an entry-level position at one of my chemical plants.

Dave Nelson: But, sir. Radio is in his blood.

Jimmy: Radio, bauxite smelting, it's all the same, really.

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