Dave Nelson: Joe, you do not know hypnotism.
Joe Garrelli: Sure I do. Watch this. Chicken.
[Matthew clucks like a chicken]
Joe Garrelli: Human.
Matthew Brock: What up?
Jimmy James: That's very impressive.
Joe Garrelli: Thank you.
Dave Nelson: No, Joe just told him to do that.
Joe Garrelli: Dave, with Matthew, telling him to do something is hypnotism.
[after the hypnotism session, Matthew is left acting like a chicken]
Lisa Miller: What about Matthew?
Dave Nelson: I think he's happier that way.
Lisa Miller: You think so?
Dave Nelson: Well, I'm happier to have him that way, in any rate.
Beth: All dogs are male, all cats are female.
Lisa Miller: Daisy is most definitely, and I mean definitely, a girl.
Max Lewis: We're not disputing that. It's not a matter of sex, it's a matter of gender.
Lisa Miller: Sex and gender are the same thing.
Max Lewis: Not so. I definitely prefer sex to gender.
Lisa Miller: Well, seeing as you have neither, that must be very sad for you.
Dave Nelson: Joe, Mr. James is a human being, not your personal plaything.
Joe Garrelli: We'll just keep that our little secret.
Dave Nelson: Beth, what are you doing?
Beth: Lisa's puppy is licking peanut butter off my hand.
Dave Nelson: Oh, Lisa?
Lisa Miller: [Comes out of Dave's office with puppy] Yeah?
Max Lewis: [Coming out from under table] For future reference, I prefer chunky.
Matthew Brock: Look, Mr.James! Over there! It's Vietnam!
Jimmy James: Joe, Matthew is making me see Vietnam in the foyer!
Joe Garrelli: What? Matthew, Vietnam is not in the foyer.
Matthew Brock: I just calls it like I sees them.
Joe Garrelli: Mr. James, that is not Vietnam.
Jimmy James: Then what is it?
Joe Garrelli: It's a magical candy land with gumdrop mountains.
Jimmy James: Oh, yeah. Thanks, Joe.
Lisa Miller: Dave, I'm not too strict with Daisy, am I?
Dave Nelson: No, I think you obviously care for that dog.
Lisa Miller: I don't feed her donuts like Beth does.
Dave Nelson: Well, Beth likes cleaning up puppy vomit better than you do.