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"NewsRadio" Goofy Ball (TV Episode 1995) Poster

(TV Series)

(1995)

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Jimmy: Dave, don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so you were never born.

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Lisa Miller: [about the fashion models Dave was talking to] So, which one did you like best? The tall one with the big breasts, or the slightly taller one with the even bigger breasts?

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Dave Nelson: You know, I don't think people are scrutinizing us as much as you seem to think.

Lisa Miller: Yeah, that's what the Rosenbergs said.

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Lisa Miller: Do you have another shirt?

Dave Nelson: Sure. Here you go.

[hands Lisa a blue shirt]

Lisa Miller: Dave, this is identical to the one I have on.

Dave Nelson: No it isn't. That one is Azure and that one is Lapis.

Lisa Miller: Can I have another shirt, please?

Dave Nelson: [pulls out a series of blue shirts] Let's see, there's Indigo, Sapphire, Sky, and Standard Blue.

Lisa Miller: Ever see Rain Man, Dave?

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Bill McNeal: Are there any instructions?

Joe Garrelli: Yeah. Don't push that button unless you want to incapacitate someone for a full half hour.

Bill McNeal: Incapacitate?

Joe Garrelli: Yeah, it delivers three, four-hundred volts of electricity to the system at four amps. Instant temporary paralysis. I call it the Stalker Shocker.

Bill McNeal: Yes, I see you've written it here in Magic Marker.

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Bill McNeal: Joe, this doesn't look like a stun gun.

Joe Garrelli: And this doesn't look like a megaphone, but watch this.

Joe Garrelli: [Speaks into device; works like megaphone] Red Sox suck!

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Jimmy: You know, back in the service we had a saying: You can't expect your troops to salute you if you're sleeping with the sergeant.

Dave Nelson: What, what branch of the service were you in, sir?

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Dave Nelson: It's getting ridiculous. I mean we spend half of our time sneaking around here like, uh, the, like the...

Lisa Miller: Like the Rosenbergs.

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