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"NewsRadio" Freaky Friday (1999)

Jimmy: Well, looky here. How's everything, Mr. chairman, Mr. CEO?
Matthew: Not so good.
Jimmy: The job is a lot tougher than you though, huh?
Matthew: Yeah, yeah. It is.
Jimmy: Well, let me show you something. I made $200.00 online in your name.
Matthew: Oh, that's funny, because I was just online trading in your name.
Jimmy: Well, see you can't do that. You don't have access. You don't know my secret password.
Matthew: You mean Marianne?
Jimmy: How did you know that?
Matthew: Well, it's Dave's mom's name, so I figured...
Jimmy: Wait, wait, wait a minute, hold on. Matthew, son?
Matthew: [crying] Yes, sir?
Jimmy: How much did you lose?
Matthew: All of it.
Jimmy: How much?
Matthew: $7 Billion dollars. You're welcome to borrow the $200.00 if you like.

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[Max is eating a sandwich]
Dave Nelson: Max. That's my lunch.
Max Lewis: Really? I don't see your name on it.
[Dave holds up the lunch bag, and it is clearly labeled "DAVE"]
Max Lewis: Well, I don't see your name on the actual sandwich.

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Matthew: This is just like that movie, Freaky Friday. Only you're the mom...
Jimmy: ...and you're Jodie Foster.
Matthew: Finally.

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Joe Garrelli: [Matthew is holding a spear gun] Dude, what are you doing?
Matthew: What? What?
Joe Garrelli: That's a loaded spear gun!
Matthew: I know. I'm not a complete idiot.
[Spear gun goes off, hits photo on wall]
Matthew: Oh my God! Maybe I am a complete idiot.

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Matthew: Mr. James' job is not as easy as I thought. I'm having a little computer trouble.
Joe Garrelli: What kind of trouble?
Matthew: Can't turn it on.

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Max Lewis: Do we have a deal?
Beth: Yes, we have a deal.
Max Lewis: I prefer to seal deals like this with a kiss.
Beth: I choose prison.

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Dave Nelson: Sure, we've all wanted to kill Matthew, but what good would that do?
Jimmy: It would make him dead.

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Dave Nelson: Joe, we don't need a science reporter.
Joe Garrelli: Dude, I'm offering my services for free.
Dave Nelson: Yeah, but just so that you can beam your messages to space.
Joe Garrelli: Lucky guess.

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Jimmy: I'm doing some online trading in Matthew's name. I hacked into his account. It's just a little one, his grandmother started it. Guess what his password is?
Lisa Miller: Matthew?
Jimmy: No.
Lisa Miller: Brock?
Jimmy: No.
Lisa Miller: Cat?
Jimmy: Welcome to the club, fellow hacker.

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Dave Nelson: Max, the break room is not your personal hunting ground.
Max Lewis: I know. I prefer to think of it as a game preserve, where everyone is free to take their best shot.

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Matthew: Bring me a virgin banana daiquiri, easy on the virgin.

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