Lisa Miller: It's awkward meeting the boyfriend's parents for the first time. What if I snap and just start shouting obscenities uncontrollably?
Dave Nelson: Then I will just tell them that you're a whore that I picked up at the airport.
Dave Nelson: [Joe is taking down the Christmas decorations] Joe, what are you doing?
Joe Garrelli: You know how depressing it is when you come back from Christmas break and the decorations are still up?
Dave Nelson: Yeah?
Joe Garrelli: Preemptive strike, Dave.
Joe Garrelli: Lisa, you're standing under mistletoe.
Lisa Miller: All right, but no tongue.
[Joe takes down the mistletoe and leaves]
Lisa Miller: All right, with tongue.
Lisa Miller: Not you!