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(TV Series)

(1998)

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Bill: It's like my father used to say: "When I was a child I thought as a child and spoke as a child, but when I became a man I took that child out back and had him shot."

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Bill: Dave, there comes a time in every friendship when you have to say, "I never liked you, get lost."

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Bill: I got you this book. I thought you might like it.

Dave Nelson: [Reads title] "Crazy from the Heat." David Lee Roth. Wasn't he in Van Hallen?

Bill: I'm not sure what town he's from. I think he was a singer before he turned to writing.

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Lisa Miller: Matthew, did you catalog all those tapes on the sanitation workers strike?

Matthew Brock: Yeah, I wish.

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David: I work at a comic book store. I live in my parents' garage, with the car. And even I think there's something wrong with four grown men singing in a musical style that even old people hate.

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Dave Nelson: Just don't hurt their feelings.

Bill: Dave, that is not my style.

Dave Nelson: Yes, it is.

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Dave Nelson: Why the hell are you here?

David: Because I don't wanna break those guys' hearts. You know, they've blown their whole lives to pursue this stupid ass dream, and I just can't do that to them.

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Bob: Screw this, all right? You're all out of the group, and I'm outta here!

David: Well, now *you're* being sagacious!

Bob: Hey, shut up, all right? That's my word! All right, the next time you guys see me, I'm gonna be up on a stage with three guys who give a HOOT!

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Bob: Hey Dave, last chance for Chock.

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