Newhart (TV Series)
The Boy Who Cried Goat (1983)
Steven Kampmann: Kirk Devane
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Quotes
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Dick Loudon : How much money did he get?
Kirk Devane : All my life savings. Two thousand dollars.
Dick Loudon : Two thousand dollars? You told me you were broke. How did you save two thousand dollars?
Kirk Devane : Same way as everybody else. It was my tax refund.
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Kirk Devane : Dick, you know how I am. There's something inside me that won't allow me to tell the truth. I'm just afraid if they hook me up to that machine I'll burst into flames!
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Dick Loudon : Kirk, you don't have to go through this.
Kirk Devane : I do if I want to get what's rightfully mine. The money I got for cheating on my taxes.
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[last lines]
Kirk Devane : [on phone with his mother] Of course I love you! Do I have to keep telling you that over and over and over again every five years? I love you!