Michael having chosen Susan to be his girlfriend over Steph has placed Steph into a funk, and into a meaner mood than usual. Steph wants to see her competition to see what she's up against. She also asks for advice from Dick and Joanna, who tell her to be all those things to Michael that Susan is, such as anticipating his needs for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts cut off, or talking about his favorite television shows while he was growing up, which may not be an easy task for self-absorbed Steph. But if Steph doesn't meet all Michael's needs, does Susan? Written by
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Oh, Steph. I don't want 'kind'. I don't want 'nice'. I want you.
References Desperately Seeking Susan