New Tricks (TV Series)

Painting on Loan (2004)

Dennis Waterman: Gerry Standing

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Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Gerry Standing : [to car salesman]  There you go. Look registered with the Stag Owners Club. British steel. British upholstery. British craftsmanship. It's the last of the great British cars, this. Oh, look, look. Smell that leather. Go on, smell it.

  Gerry Standing : [his mobile rings]  Morning.

  Sandra Pullman : [on phone]  Where are you?

  Gerry Standing : I'm on my way in now; I won't be long.

  Sandra Pullman : What you wearing?

  Gerry Standing : Pardon?

  Sandra Pullman : What are you wearing?

  Gerry Standing : Well, today I'm wearing boxers. Blue cotton. They're quite clingy, too. When I move I can feel them riding...

  Sandra Pullman : Have you got a tie?

  Gerry Standing : Ooh, you want to tie me up, do you? You want to restrain-

  [Sandra ends the call] 

  Gerry Standing : [to car salesman]  Just the boss.

• Olive Risk : What do you want?

  Gerry Standing : I just wanted to see some of Kieran's art. You know, get some feel of who he was, soak up...

  Olive Risk : No, you don't.

  Gerry Standing : No. I don't. I think someone tried to hurt him, maybe even kill him. I want to catch them.

  Olive Risk : Why? Because you care about Kieran? Because you care about art? Because you, you want to help a mother through her grief?

  Gerry Standing : No, none of those. It's what I do. I catch villains. I like catching villains; it makes me feel good.