B'stard declines to join dim colleague Piers in becoming part of elderly Sir Stephen Baxter's anti-pornography crusade the Campaign for Moral Regeneration. Then he meets Lady Virginia Imrie, another crusader who has written a book entitled 'Sex is Wrong'. B'stard has dozens of copies of it printed, including explicit photos which he has stolen from the Campaign's pamphlet and it is a sell-out at the Conservative party Conference, making a tidy sum for B'stard, who claims it is an illustration of the evils of the flesh which must be resisted. After the conference he also manages to pull Lady Virginia.
—don @ minifie-1