The New Statesman: Season 1, Episode 5Friends of St. James (11 Oct. 1987)Director:Geoffrey Sax |
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The New Statesman: Season 1, Episode 5Friends of St. James (11 Oct. 1987)Director:Geoffrey Sax |
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Rowena Cooper | ... |
Norman Bormann
(as R.R. Cooper)
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Michael Troughton | ... | |
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Trevor Laird | ... |
Lance Okum-Martin
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William Simons | ... |
Catchpole
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| Angus MacInnes | ... |
Captain Hirsch
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Steffanie Pitt | ... |
Cyndy
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Neville Phillips | ... |
Headmaster
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John Fitzgerald Jay | ... |
Co-Pilot
(as John Jay)
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Chris Tummings | ... |
Police Sergeant
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John Carlin | ... | |
Alan is guest of honour at prize-giving day at his old public school ( and thoroughly bored by the occasion ) when he bumps into Lance Okum-Martin ( Trevor Laird ), his old fag, currently 'President for life' - in other words a dictator - of the Caribbean island of St.James. He wants Alan to use his Parliamentary influence to secure a hefty loan to bail the country out of economic difficulties, but Alan is not keen. Lance gives him what appears to be a cigarette - it is in fact a marijuana joint. Alan is hooked.
He tells the Commons the St.James' banks have 25% interest rates. The drooling M.P.'s become keen to invest money there, and accompany Alan and Piers on a chartered flight to the island...
An average episode. The school and Commons scenes are great, but we spend a bit too much time on the plane for my liking. Angus MacInnes plays 'Captain Hirsch', a loud American who terrifies passengers by reminding them of the fates of Jim Reeves and Buddy Holly. In a nice twist, it turns out Lance has taken Alan for a ride. To stop them landing at St.James, he and Piers fake a hijacking, with them playing terrorists. Steffanie Pitt a.k.a. stewardess 'Cyndy', is the daughter of the recently deceased film star Ingrid Pitt. Alan's endorsement of Lance in Parliament - he supported Britain during the Falklands War - sounds uncannily like Thatcher's for the late, unlamented General Augusto Pinochet. William Simons is 'Catchpole', a Labour M.P. with a voice so boring he could give 'Father Stone' from 'Father Ted' a run for his money.
Funniest moment - on the plane, Piers sits down. The back of the chair collapses, landing in Catchpole's lap. "Argggh! You've crushed my nuts!", he whimpers. Piers says: "Didn't know you had any!".
Second funniest moment - Alan, high as a kite, delivering his speech at the school.