B'stard, with Piers in tow, flies to Hollywood to pitch the idea of a Parliament-based soap opera to producer Houghton Mifflin - who rejects it. B'stard's luck changes when actress Donna Nightingale invites him in for sex but he gets locked out of her house in his underwear whilst getting her tranquillizers from her car and is arrested for indecent exposure and attempted burglary. Piers comes to bail him out but is also arrested for possession of cocaine, the inhalation of which turns him into a violent Royalist. Thus when B'stard goads the sheriff into calling a gay prisoner 'an ugly old queen' Piers attacks him and the pair escape back to England. Written by
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[Donna has convinced Alan to tie her to her bed as a prelude to sex
Tighter! Tighter! Oww! That's great! I hope you won't go and rip off my flimsy underwear and ravage my defenseless body.
Well, I wouldn't lay any odds. This is better than being a gynocologist.