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Sonny Bono: [Cher stomps her foot and the resort falls into the ocean] That's my little Indian Sphinx, when she brings down the house, she REALLY brings down the house.

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Sonny Bono: Doggone, we were traveling incognito. How'd you recognize us with my sunglasses on?

Velma: Easy. We just read the monogram on your door: 'Sonny Bono and Mrs. Sonny Bono'.

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Sonny Bono: This brochure says that the gulls and the pelicans around here are so tame, you can feed them, and they'll eat off your hand.

Velma: Those birds'll eat off your hand all right, they're vultures!

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Milo Meekly: The story goes that one night, when the sea winds moan, old Shark Face will walk upon the land and all his man-eaters will leave the grimey deep and follow him, driving all of us humans back into the sea.

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Daphne: What's that?

Milo Meekly: What?

Daphne: That unearthly moaning.

Velma: G-sharp I believe.

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Sonny Bono: Oh, come on, Cher, don't let the weather get you down. You know what, my E.S.P. tells me that tomorrow will be a beautiful day, and we're gonna have fun, fun, fun.

Cher: Yeah, well, something tells me in your case E.S.P. stands for Extra Stupid Personality.

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Sonny Bono: But this is our delayed honeymoon. You should be enjoying it.

Cher: I am enjoying it, or my name isn't Barbra Streisand.

Sonny Bono: Your name isn't Barbra Streisand.

Cher: You catch on fast, Big Boy.

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Cher: There it goes again, that same sound that Mr. Meekly claimed was a signal for the seamonsters to rise up and chase all you men into the sea.

Sonny Bono: Check, when he said 'man', he meant all of us, mankind.

Cher: All right, but I'm a woman, kind man, and that lets me out.

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Freddy: Come on, Mr. Bono, you don't believe in ghosts, do ya?

Cher: Yeah, what are you, a man or a mouse, squeak up!

Sonny Bono: No, I don't believe in ghosts, like any other sensible person, I'm afraid of them.

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Sonny Bono: Well don't worry, nothing's going to happen to you while I'm around.

Cher: I know. Seems like a terrible waste of a honeymoon.

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Velma: That's the first seaweed that ever clanged...

Freddy: Right. It looks and sounds like gold.

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