Professor Flakey: What would you do with a sying flute?
The Joker: A *sighing flute*?
Professor Flakey: I mean a flying suit, made of rubber. When somebody puts it on, they air through the fly, I mean flare through the eye... no no, coming through the rye... no no no, FLY through the air!
Professor Flakey: Walking through that water I felt like Crossington washing the Delaware, I mean Washington crossing the Delaware.
Professor Flakey: Personally I've always liked Shaggy because he's dumb to kind animals.
The Penguin: You mean kind to dumb animals. DUMB! Like that mutt!
Professor Flakey: Poker and Jenguin are on their way to Gotham City to steal my invention.
Batman: Sir, that's Joker and Penguin. With their tremendous head start they'll get your invention before we can catch them.
Professor Flakey: Net nocessarily. I told them it was at the Hillside Aircraft Company, but it's not. It's at the Ruther Gobbam factory, I mean the Gotham Rubber factory.
Velma: Professor, lock the lab door after we've gone.
Professor Flakey: Oh yes, I'll lab the lock door. Oh dear oh dear, I hope the bil-mo-bat gets here soon with the dunamic dyo.