Uncle Fester: I invite you to break bread.
Shaggy: [tries the bread] Break bread? He means break your teeth on this bread, this stuff's hard as a rock.
Daphne: Something brushed against me!
Fred: That was me!
Shaggy: That's nothing, a *brush* brushed against me!
Pugsley Addams: That was Cousin It.
Morticia Frump Addams: [presented with a going away present] It's Thing!
Uncle Fester: I taught him to wave bye-bye.
Shaggy: [fireworks shoot out of the Addams' house and towards them] Is it the 4th of July already, Scoob?
Velma: [in Fester's lab] Uh oh, I just remembered something. Remember what Uncle Fester made in his lab?
Fred: Yeah, fireworks, so?
[looks at the candle he's holding]
Fred: You don't mean...
Velma: Yep, Roman Candles.
Daphne: Sparks are landing on the other fireworks!
Fred: Girls, it's time to get out of here!