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Winnie the Pooh: On March 16th, Christopher Robin was found guilty of leaving his bed when he shouldn't have, and was places in the custody of his friends. Everything you've seen is a dream. Only the names of the animals have been changed to protect the innocent.

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[Winnie the Pooh and friends are interrogated after getting arrested]

Tigger: Me? It was all Pooh's idea!

Winnie the Pooh: [scenes will switch back and forth] Uh, the night of the 32nd? I was sleeping... I believe.

Tigger: Then it was Piglet's idea!

Piglet: I don't remember a thing; I was young and foolish. I blame society!

Tigger: Eeyore! Eeyore's the one!

Eeyore: Might as well confess - got one of those guilty faces anyway.

Tigger: No, no, it was Tigger! It was Tigger! It was Tig...

[Tigger freezes realizing what he did]

Tigger: ...ger... I want my lawyer!

[scene switches to the animals in court]

The Judge: I find you guilty of first-degree causing noise! And I'm throwing the book at you!

[the judge does so, literally]

Winnie the Pooh: It's too bad I can't read.

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[a cell door is heard opening]

Christopher Robin: Oh, no! Stop! Stop! I confess! I confess! I - I left my room and went downstairs, and - and then I went next door to look for the slusher. It was all my fault.

Piglet: [with the other animals to aid Christopher Robin] I'm certain he can reform if given the chance.

Winnie the Pooh: He's not a bad boy; he's just a little confused... like me.

Tigger: Go ahead, pal, throw yourself upon the 'mercenary' of the court.

Christopher Robin: [goes on his knees] Please! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm...

[Christopher Robin, who actually dreamed the whole thing, falls off the couch]

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[a doorbell is heard]

Tigger: Gasp! The slusher is back!

Eeyore: Didn't know slushers use the doorbell.

Tigger: Oh, yeah, they can be awfully tricky.

[Christopher Robin and the animals go to the door]

Pizza Delivery Guy: Uh, did anyone order a pizza?

[Christopher Robin goes speechlessly blank]

Christopher Robin's Mother: Christopher Robin!

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