- Morticia Addams: [trying to find a match for Melancholia] What about Fester?
- Gomez Addams: Tish, you know he only dates criminals.
- Gomez Addams: Miss Ferguson, I have to be honest. A much bigger lawfirm has approached me about handling our business interests. You know what they say: the more lawyers, the more compllications.
- Gomez Addams: Harvey, old man, get up! I've renewed your contract. We felt it was the least we could do after introducing you to the woman who broke your heart.
- Harvey: Believe me, I'll... I'll get over it.
- Gomez Addams: And I've got just the woman who can help. Thing, call Cousin Trachael. You're gonna love her, she can smoke through her neck...