- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You get Fornell in here.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How much should I tell him?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tell him, he's about to make the second biggest mistake of his life.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Kate walks in] What?
- [Fornell, DiNozzo, Todd walk into MTAC]
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: My second biggest mistake, Jethro. That's very dramatic. What was my first?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: When you married my second wife.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: You should have warned me!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I*did*!
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: [to DiNozzo and Todd] In my defense, I thought he was exaggerating... He wasn't.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We've been calling you for the last *hour*, Boss.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, yeah. My ringer thing got turned off.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You're never gonna believe whose back in town.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Ari.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Maybe you will.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Fornell said that he's - he's here to...
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Kill me. Yeah, I know. I just had coffee with him.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: So what happened?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: He tried to kill me.
- [looks up at both of them with a "duh" expression]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Is it just me or did he take the whole Ari situation really well?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's cause he's looking forward to it.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Looking forward to what?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Finally getting to kill him!
- [Tony returns from sick leave a week early, and finds Kate and McGee ignoring him]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Maybe I *did* die.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Feel that?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Feel what?
- [Gibbs slaps Tony's head]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ow!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [smirking] You're still alive. Welcome back, DiNozzo.
- [Tony narrowly survived the pneumonic plague]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You know that he told all the girls downstairs you were gay.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...He what?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: He said it would cut down on the competition.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...That bastard.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Hold on to that feeling.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: You want to know what he said about you?
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: What?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: He told everyone you tried to sleep with him down in Paraguay.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: ...I-will-kill-him.
- [Ducky and Palmer arrive late to the crime scene]
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I was facing the rear. My right was your left.
- Jimmy Palmer: Doctor, I just turned the way you said.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: [cutting Palmer off] You should've known 'right' meant 'left'!
- [Gibbs opens his door]
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I'm terribly sorry, Jethro. Mr. Palmer got us lost again.
- Jimmy Palmer: Doctor, you had the map.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You gave it to me!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Boss! State cops ran the Mustang's plates. It's a rental car out of Dulles Airport. I got call into this...
- [DiNozzo loses a step and tumbles down the hill, landing face down]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ow.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Are you OK?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm just trying to catch my breath.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You should have taken that extra week off, DiNozzo. Help him up, Kate. I'm gonna see what's keeping Ducky.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Did that hurt?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [strained] Yup.
- [Todd snaps an unflattering photo of DiNozzo on the ground]
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Good.
- [DiNozzo reaches for help as Todd walks away]
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm taking him down!
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Not this time. The FBI can handle it.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The civilians in the coffee shop that he tried to blow up today, would disagree with you, Tobias.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Look if it was up to me. I'd put a bullet through his forhead! It's not. You're sitting this one out!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You gonna try to stop me?
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: No. Not me, Jethro.
- Ari Haswari: [after telling Gibbs he's on a mission to kill him] What would you do in my place?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Kill myself.
- Ari Haswari: [laughing] Sorry I think not. It's the one part of my religion that I subscribe to.
- [Gibbs walks in to the lab, Bert the stuffed animal farts]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It was the stuffed animal! Right, Abby?
- Abby Sciuto: What stuffed animal?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Go home. It's late.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Gibbs I don't think we're going to be going home!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm staying here. I do not need an army of agents staying up all night watching me build a boat.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You won't leave the building?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: If I do, I'll call you. Go. Go home. Get some sleep. First thing tomorrow we're gonna check out Danbourne Avionics find out what the FBI missed... GO!
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Protection detail's over, Kate.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You did good.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: For once, Dinozzo's right.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [stands up] Wow, I thought I'd die before I ever got a...
- [gunshot is fired hits Todd in the head and she falls to the ground dead. Blood sprays on DiNozzo and Gibbs]
- Ari Haswari: [on distant rooftop, coldly] Sorry, Caitlin.
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [his gun drawn, looking around in horror] Ari.
- Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Clearly, you haven't quite recovered from your bout with y-pestis. You need a rest.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No, I need to get back to work, Ducky.
- Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Dammit Tony! I should just take you home and get you in bed... Okay, that didn't come out the way I intended.
- FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: Are you sure about this?
- Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: As sure as when I told you she would clean out your bank account when she left.