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"NCIS" The Voyeur's Web (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

Quotes

DiNozzo: [about to enter and arrest a suspected murderer] Just stay behind me and follow my lead.

Special Agent Ziva David: I'm not a probie, Tony. I have been in a few of these situations.

DiNozzo: Not with me.

Special Agent Ziva David: So? I have not had sex with you either. Would that make me a virgin?

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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: The boys down at tech call her "Energizer Abby". She needs an assistant.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: She works her best alone. Something you should ask her about.

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[Ziva and Tony are eating Chinese takeout at his desk]

DiNozzo: Chow's gettin' cold, McGee.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: No time. I've got to find out where all this "Naughty Naughty Neighbors" website money went, because if I don't, Gibbs might actually decide to kill me this time.

DiNozzo: He has an excellent point.

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[interviewing "Naughty Naughty Neighbors" webmaster, who lives in his mother's basement]

DiNozzo: [holding back laughter] Is your mother wondering why we're here?

Carter Finch: ...I kind of told her this was for a job interview.

[Tony and Ziva both crack up laughing]

DiNozzo: I'll be in the car!

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Charles 'Chip' Sterling: Ms. Suiuto?

Abby Sciuto: [taken by surprise] Whoa! That was quieter than Gibbs!

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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [striding into Abby's lab] Whaddaya have, Abbs?

Abby Sciuto: Um, a PhD in porn? I spent the last six hours searching through webcam files trying to find a lead and I have consumed more porn than Tony has in his entire lifetime.

[pause]

Abby Sciuto: K, maybe not, but I have watched a LOT of smut.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Ya learn anything?

Abby Sciuto: I'm not nearly as flexible as I should be.

Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Anything about the case?

[patented Gibbs stare]

Abby Sciuto: Right. I was getting to that.

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DiNozzo: [Walking into the Carr house for the first time] Ooh. It looks like I walked into page 8 of the IKEA catalog.

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