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"NCIS" Sub Rosa (TV Episode 2003) Poster

(TV Series)

(2003)

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [after being thrown against Gibbs during an emergency submarine breach] Wow...

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah... that's what they all say.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: I wonder what McGee said to make Tony speechless?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: He told him he got a tat on his ass.

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[after Tony throws a rock through a window to gain access to a suspect's house]

Special Agent Timothy McGee: That's breaking and entering!

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No that was breaking.

[reaches in and opens the door]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: This is entering.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The COB's at the end of the passageway trying to keep an eye on us. You've got to distract him. You're going to need help working the toilet.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Gibbs...

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Trust me, Kate. On a submarine, it's a very complicated mechanism.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Is that why you've been shoving water down my throat for the past hour?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I wanna check out Petty Officer Thompson.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: All right, well you don't have to drown me. You could just ask.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Come on. Hydrating's good for you. Go on, un-hydrate.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Never heard it called that before.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: What's she look like?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Who?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Abby. Sounds cute.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not your type.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Well, how do you know that?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Have you ever had the slightest urge to tatto your buttocks, McGee?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: I don't... think so.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Then we need never speak of her again.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: I've heard stories about Special Agent Gibbs.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Only half of 'em are true. Trick is, figuring out which half.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You've had profile training?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What I've had is about a thousand interviews. After a while you start picking things up.

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Abby Sciuto: Is Agent McGee cute?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Can a guy be cute to you without body art?

Abby Sciuto: Sure... I'm not a snob.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [the air conditioner's broken and Gibbs is drinking coffee] Gibbs, it's like a hundred degrees in here. How can you drink that stuff?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It keeps me cool.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [after accidentally knocking Gibbs' coffee cup off his desk] What do you put in your coffee?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Coffee.

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Mess Specialist: [bringing Gibbs and Kate ice cream] Courtesy of the skipper, sir. Ma'am. There's, uh, rocky road, cookies and cream, chocolate, butter pecan, and the, uh, captain's personal favorite, pumpkin.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Pumpkin?

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Do you think we have enough, steward?

Mess Specialist: Well, there's about forty gallons more in the galley, ma'am. Might as well eat it before it melts.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: I don't get it.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: They had to make room in the freezer for the body.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Nice.

Mess Specialist: It's the only place to preserve it, ma'am. SOP on a sub.

[officer exits]

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [seeing a thought strike Gibbs] What?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Anyone who's served on a sub knows that. Travis didn't commit suicide to give up. Suicide was his backup plan.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I've never experienced Gibbs without his morning coffee. We're in uncharted waters here, Kate.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: COB, I don't have to tell you what the most important thing is now, do I?

Chief of the Boat: Getting the ice cream back in the freezer.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Exactly!

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Everybody has something to lie about. Which means we have nothing.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What are you doing here, Special Agent McGee?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: I brought my final report, sir.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You do not have to "Sir" me, McGee.

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: Remember that urge you were talking about?

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [after COB leaves the room, slamming the door behind him] Do people react that way because we're NCIS, or do you just have that effect on them?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I like to think it's me.

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