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"NCIS" See No Evil (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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[Gibbs is leaving for the Pentagon to visit hostage]

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Wait! Gibbs, if they're watching him and you show up...

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I better make sure they don't notice me.

[Gibbs leaves]

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: That is *not* a good call.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Relax. You think Gibbs keeps that haircut to save on shampoo?

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[Tony has just made a covert dropoff disguised as a Chinese restaurant delivery guy]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [on phone] Delivery complete.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [on phone] That's good work, Tony.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Thanks, Boss, that means a lot.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: NCIS doesn't work out, I hear General Wi's Chinese Restaurant's hiring.

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Sandy Watson: I like your voice, Abby. It's kind of gravelly.

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[first lines]

Julie Watson: [Sandy is playing piano] We're running late. Let's get a move on, little lady.

Sandy Watson: There's someone at the front door, Mom.

[pause; doorbell rings]

Julie Watson: [laughing] Show-off! Let's go.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Next thing I want you to do is hack into Watson's computer. It's the only link we have to the kidnapper.

Abby Sciuto: Gibbs, we are talking about the Pentagon here. Even their encryptions have encryptions.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: McGee, can't you tell when somebody's kidding with you?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: I used to, and then I met you guys.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: If you want to work with Gibbs, then you're going to have to get over that. Trust me, I know.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Damn, McGee! Why are you still here?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: [stammering] Uh, the, the, the contractors, they won't wire the network until the air conditioning's fixed. It, it's a union thing. So...

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: So-o-o-o... you decided it's more important for an NCIS Special Agent to crawl around, all day, by yourself?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [standing behind Gibbs] Man asked you a question.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: [stammering] Why, uh, no, I just, I wanted it fixed before I returned to Norfolk.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah. You have any idea where thinking like this is gonna lead you?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah, do you, McGee?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Promotion. You need any help, you ask Tony here. Looks like he could use a workout.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, it... it... it's not that difficult. So I, uh, I guess I could do it myself.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Good answer.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Don't let him intimidate you, McGee. That's my job today.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You inside his computer yet?

Abby Sciuto: Oh, um, I... I think, um...

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Need help?

Abby Sciuto: Yeah.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: All you had to do was ask. One of the smartest people I know told me that once.

Abby Sciuto: Who?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You.

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[Abby's computer overheats and crashes]

Abby Sciuto: No, no, no, no! No! No! Aahh! My baby just french-fried!

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[last lines]

[after Kate and Tony simultaneously slap McGee upside the head]

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You know, I could really get used to that.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [air conditioner kicks in] Oh ho! Oh ho ho! Oh ho ho ho ho ho!

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Next time, you might want to send your note to the FBI.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I want her listening to the live feed.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Gibbs! She's been traumatized enough!

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah? What about growing up without a mother, Kate?

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: We're not the FBI dirtbag.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: McGee, where are you going?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Uh, Norfolk.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, I got some good new, and some bad news for you. - You've just been promoted

[holds up envelope with McGee's promotion]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: to a full time field agent.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Really? That's incredible! What's...

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You belong to *me* now!

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to McGee re: Kate after McGee gives her a boost when she's in a skirt] I just have a little question that I want to ask you. Is she a pantyhose or a thong girl cause I'm thinking thong...

[Kate hits him in the stomach]

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: McGee, can't you tell when someone's kidding with you?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: I used to and then I met you guys.

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Abby Sciuto: [after her computer overheats] Gibbs, not every computer problem can be solved by rebooting it.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [holding up his cell phone] Works for me.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Gibbs takes a sip of his coffee] Gibbs, it's like a hundred degrees in here. How can you drink that stuff?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It keeps me cool.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [reading from note smuggled out by hostage] "... Contact NCIS. No one else."

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Finally, someone who appreciates us.

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