Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: First rule of Fight Club: never talk about Fight Club!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Some how I don't remember college being quite like this.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Reminds me of time at Ohio State, we had this frat guy who...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [bloody and out of breath from a fight] The next person who mentions the Spring Break, or a frat party, or *College*... is fired! Are we clear?
[after McGee's IP trace leads him to the wrong house]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I am gonna *kill* McGee.
Abby Sciuto: You might be smart, but *my* geek carries a gun!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [watching DiNozzo from observation] What kind of interogation technique is that?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: The DiNozzo method. Not pretty, but it's effective.
Sgt. Leeka: [after Gibbs fends off an attack and hits Leeka] Not bad Agent Gibbs.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'd give up now, it's only going to get worse.