NCIS (TV Series)
Left for Dead (2004)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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[Tony needs a place to stay for the night]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You remember when I stayed with you that time, when it didn't really go so well?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah. I remember, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, listen. I was younger then. Immature, a little unfocused...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It was six months ago, Tony.
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[talking about his eyesight instead of working]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : 20/10, same as Ted Williams. He could see the seams on a fastball coming at him.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : How 'bout knuckles?
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Abby Sciuto : Gotcha!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I love to hear that word out of your dark lips, Abby.
Abby Sciuto : Hey guys. What's you'd find?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Kate willing to give her bedroom to Jane Doe. But not me.
Abby Sciuto : [mockingly] Shocking.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What do you got, DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Motorist picked up a Jane Doe in Rock Creek Park. Claimed she dug herself out of a grave. No ID. And guess what?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : She can't remember her name.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah. How'd you know that?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Well, uh, she's alive and you're calling her "Jane Doe". What was my first clue?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Have you ever made a mistake, Tony?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : According to you or me?
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [at the crime scene] Okay, let's get to work.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : I don't have a body!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Go find one, Duck.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Here?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sure, how many times have we had multiple victims?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Quite right, Jethro.
[Ducky walks off. Tony chuckles slightly]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's slick, Boss.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What's that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Getting Ducky off, so he won't bug us with stories about the...
[Gibbs stares at him]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : We better get back to work.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : It's not very deep.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Hastily-dug graves rarely are.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Do you know why graves are six feet deep, Gibbs?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I do.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Yeah, six feet is the minimum depth at which the smell of a decomposing corpse cannot attract wild animals. Of course, there are exceptions. A polar bear can smell...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Duck, I said I knew.
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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Jethro, I don't answer forensics questions I don't know the answers to. You know that. Why do you keep asking me?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Force of habit.
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Abby Sciuto : So I suppose you want me to find out what chastity belt this opens.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Do I look like DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not funny, Boss. Besides, I could open a chastity belt.
Abby Sciuto : Have you ever seen one? Mine's *awesome!* It's 18th century French.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You have a chastity belt?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : So much more information than I need to know, Abby. And not enough about this key.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Got all teary eyed over a body she didn't know?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : She's a nice lady, Gibbs!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh yeah, so you keep telling me.
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Dr. Stephen Bauer : [watching the prototype search for bombs] In the beginning, she had some limited success, but Dr. Rutger has rewritten the software to
[a bomb explodes]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I had a hunting dog like that once.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What is with the Germans and the alphabet thing? BMW, BMG, BASF - and they're all B's.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I'm resisting the urge to say cut the BS.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : She's bonding.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Kate and Jane Doe?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh, yeah. She hasn't even questioned her yet. Her eyes pleaded for help.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Love that look in a woman.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [speaking of Dr Bauer] That son of a bitch is guilty as hell.
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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : [speaking of Dr. Bauer] You as sure he buried her?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Oh Yeah!
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Why'd he want her dead?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I got a couple of ideas.
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : Wanna share?
[Gibbs hangs up]
Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd : I guess not.
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Dr. Stephen Bauer : You think terrorists killed him?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : These days, I look for terrorists behind most everything!