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"NCIS" Kill Ari (Part I) (TV Episode 2005) Poster

(TV Series)

(2005)

Quotes

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Tony is leering at Kate] What? What are you up to?

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Kate suddenly realizes DiNozzo is picturing her in a schoolgirl uniform] Tony! I just died, and you're having a sexual fantasy?

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Special Agent Timothy McGee: You were my sweet superhero, Kate.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Kate appears dressed like Trinity] You're a naughty boy, Timmy.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Oh my god, I'm becoming Tony.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You were persistent, Abs. First with the black lipstick, then the black nail polish, next thing you know I have a tat on my bum.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [Abby giggles slightly] Oh God! Ducky's going to see it!

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [both start laughing] I'm dead, and I'm embarrassed.

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[after each sees the other with a woman they don't know]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You first.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Ziva David. She's here to stop you from wacking Ari. Yours?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Director Jenny Shepard. Same mission.

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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Are you going to have a problem taking orders from me?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: As Director or as a woman?

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Either.

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[to Abby]

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: I thought Goths had bats for pets... or vice versa.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Abby] You're weirder than Gibbs.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That bastard already killed one of my people, he's trying to kill more! I'll tell you something else, no suit with a tight sphincter is getting in my way, and that includes you, Jen.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Your mother should have washed you mind out with soap. Gibbs leaves with a woman, and your only thought is, "nooner".

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Was not.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Was too.

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Abby Sciuto: [Kate has just been killed. Abby is weeping and staring at a caricature sketch Kate drew of her as a bat] I *really* liked you, Kate.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: As a Marine sniper, I used hand-loaded Lapua .308 boat-tail, full metal jacket, moly-coated bullets.

Abby Sciuto: Gibbs...

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You know what a sniper calls a Bravo 51?

Abby Sciuto: No.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: A Kate.

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Tom Morrow: Anyway, you're not my problem anymore, Jethro.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You firing me, sir?

Tom Morrow: I've been offered a Deputy Directors position at Homeland Security.

Tom Morrow: You'd leave NCIS, sir?

Tom Morrow: Well, the agency could use some younger blood.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, who'd be replacing you, sir?

Tom Morrow: [smirks]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Not me!

Tom Morrow: [laughs] Much as I like you, Jethro, I would not shoot NCIS in the *head*.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [shakes his head]

Tom Morrow: He's your problem now, Director.

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[first lines]

Ari Haswari: [after Agent Todd is shot] Sorry, Caitlin.

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[Abby searches a car trunk, looking for bullets]

Abby Sciuto: Hey, McGee, take a look at this! I think it's a 308!

[McGees ogles her butt]

Abby Sciuto: Stop staring at my butt and get me an evidence jar!

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