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"NCIS" Head Case (TV Episode 2006) Poster

(TV Series)

(2006)

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Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: You did me a favor tonight, Jethro. Tonight is "SmackDown!" night at the Mallard residence. Can you believe it? Mother's favorite program: wrestling.

Jimmy Palmer: Mine too. I love the WWE.

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: I haven't the heart to tell her it's not real.

[Palmer's face falls]

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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: We had a saying in Europe, "Whatever Gibbs doesn't know..."

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Can't hurt him.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: No. "Can't hurt *us*".

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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Do you think it would be inappropriate if, as Director, I went in there and smacked that smile off her face?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [chuckles] Yeah, it would. But that's what you have me for.

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[after the team raids a chop-shop, Ziva opens the trunk on a stolen car, finding a decapitated head in a beer cooler]

Officer Ziva David: Gibbs! The car's not the only thing they've been chopping here.

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Jocelyn Wayne: [after identifying Gibbs as a Marine to her daughter without Gibbs telling her he was in the Corps] Twenty years in the Navy. I know a Marine when I see one, Agent Gibbs.

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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Something wrong Agent DiNozzo?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Just wondering if Gibbs knows you're Ziva's source.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Back in Europe we had a saying, "Anything Gibbs doesn't know...

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Can't hurt him.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: No. Can't hurt *us*!

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It looks like this guy did an episode of Trading Spaces with Satan.

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Abby Sciuto: We found traces of blood on three of the knives we got from Martin Boussard's room.

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: And all three came back the same type.

Officer Ziva David: Captain Wayne's?

Abby Sciuto: Nope.

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' MallardAbby Sciuto: Chicken.

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Well, it's not an uncommon substance to find at a voodoo ritual.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah or at a KFC.

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Abby Sciuto: I found calcium which is present in human bones, but no phosphorus.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Which means?

Abby Sciuto: There really is no foreplay with you, is there, Gibbs?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What, you been talking to my ex-wives again?

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Abby Sciuto: I ran the fingerprints from the Mercedes, the cooler in the back of the car, and Martin Boussard's room. They're all the same and they're all his.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Boussard stole the Mercedes?

Abby Sciuto: Either that or he just really likes to touch stuff.

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Abby Sciuto: Lay some tissue samples on me, Duckman.

[Ducky gestures for Palmer to do it]

Jimmy Palmer: So, light meat or dark?

[Abby shoots him an incredulous look]

Jimmy Palmer: Inappropriate?

Abby Sciuto: With a big dash of creepy, Jimmy.

Jimmy Palmer: It's my delivery. I need to work on that.

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Jocelyn Wayne: I'm glad he was assigned this case, even if it was punishment.

NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Punishment?

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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: [Talking to Ziva about Gibbs] He's like the Hope Diamond. A valuable gem. But it comes with a curse.

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