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"NCIS" Enigma (TV Episode 2004) Poster

(TV Series)

(2004)

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Tony, touch my cell phone again, I'll break your fingers.

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[Gibbs, who's been divorced three times, is building a boat]

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Do all Marines build boats?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Just the ones that have been married a few times.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Why's that?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: The other ones can afford to buy one.

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Agent Charles: You're under arrest.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: For what?

Agent Charles: Pissing off the F.B.I.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Get used to it.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Gibbs thought he saw a bomb.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: What do you mean "thought?"

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Do I really have to say it?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Say what?

Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard: Yes, Kate. Say what?

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You need glasses, Gibbs. Are you happy?

[the bomb explodes]

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that last part.

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[about Tony's ex-girlfriend]

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: So what happened?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She broke into my apartment and filled my closet with dog crap.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Ha! Really? I knew there was a reason I liked her.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I still have her number. Maybe you two can get together and boil rabbits or something.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Not my style, Tony. I would just shoot you.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That would be the reason for rule #12.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: What's rule #12?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Never date a coworker.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You think he knows more than he's telling us?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: C'mon, Kate, this is Gibbs we're talking about. Of course he does.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We need to talk to you, boss.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: About what?

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: About what you're not telling us.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We know you made contact with Colonel Ryan.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Tony lifted your cell phone while you were charging it today. You received a phone call last night around 1900 from a bar payphone in Georgetown, McPhinley's Pub.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You lifted my cell phone?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Borrowed. But, uh... we showed your photo and Ryan's to the bartender this afternoon.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: He remembered seeing the both of you between 2100 and 2130.

Abby Sciuto: Which explains why you knew Ryan had been in the country more than two days.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You borrowed my cell phone?

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Look, we understand the situation and we just wanna help.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: We can't back your play if we don't know what it is.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Now, let me get this straight. W-what you're saying is you stole my cell phone.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I think next time, we can skip the cell phone part, Kate.

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FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: If you screw me on this...

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I'll consider it a bonus.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Where the hell are you? Fornell's here with a warrant for your arrest!

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Well, it's a good thing I'm not there, then.

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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [as they're going after Gibbs's CO] You take a shot at him, you answer to me!

[Gibbs leaves]

FBI Agent T.C. Fornell: I can live with that.

[pulls out his weapon]

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