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(TV Series)

(2005)

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Does that say "Sex Wax"?

Abby Sciuto: That it does. It comes in Cool, Warm and Tropical.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: How does it work?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't worry about it, Probie. Pretty sure you still need a girl first.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I love the beach. Reminds me of college.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: I thought you went to Ohio State.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm talking about spring break, probie.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: She knew she was pregnant. Any idea about the father?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: She used a pay phone to call him, but his cell was turned off. She said she left a message.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [laughing to herself] That's your worst nightmare, Tony.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [taunting] So, how's it going with those letters, Kate?

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: I'm working on it. Thanks, Tony.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: How long?

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Two days, three tops.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You've got four.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [surprised] Really?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Hours.

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [deadpan] Sounds about right.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [discussing the crime scene] It's a public restroom, Boss. It's really disgusting.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It could be worse.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How could it be worse?

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Could be a men's room.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Give it five seconds.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Until what?

Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: Until he notices there's a...

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Bikini contest!

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [speaking of photos of Jordan] In the article, Petty Officer Jordan said they were taken by her boyfriend.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: Thought she didn't date.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, she was pregnant, McGee. There's only one way that can happen.

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Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: [as Tony's leaving for vacation] Try not to embarrass yourself, Tony.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Come on, Kate. I'm way too grown up for that.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [about Spring Break] Probie, my stories alone would make you a man.

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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [seeing their victim in a bathroom stall] That is one hell of a swirly.

Special Agent Timothy McGee: A "swirly"?

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You take a kid by the ankles, dunk him in the toilet, then flush. Usually reserved for dorks. Does it look familiar, probie?

Special Agent Timothy McGee: I don't think so. Noogies, sure. Wedgies, an occasional melvin. But, uh, no.

Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: If you two don't start working, I will show you hazing. And the Marine Corps does not do wedgies or noogies or melvins.

Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Thank you, boss.

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