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(TV Series)

(1997)

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[Barry watches helplessly as Charlie Pep's thugs rob the vault.]

Barry Chen: You don't want to mess with Bobby Wu. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's intestines and pull 'em out through his nose. I'm telling you, man. I once saw him take a guy's cajones and make Dim Sun out of them. I'm telling you, man.

thug: Shut up.

Barry Chen: Okay.

[Barry puts a sculpture into the bag.]

Barry Chen: Here. Take this. It's insured.

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Barry Chen: If you want to find Tiger, this is where you'll find him.

Insp. Joe Dominguez: This is a marijuana club.

Barry Chen: I know. Totally legal under prop 215 as long as you have a valid medical excuse.

Insp. Joe Dominguez: For what?

Barry Chen: Weed. Pot. Dope. Marijuana. Grass.

Insp. Joe Dominguez: No, I mean what's wrong with you?

Barry Chen: Oh! Depression.

Insp. Joe Dominguez: Depression?

Barry Chen: Yeah, I get really depressed when I'm not getting stoned.

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Barry Chen: I can probably get him to set you up.

Insp. Joe Dominguez: Actually, I stopped smoking pot years ago.

Barry Chen: Oh no? What's your drug of choice now, man?

Insp. Joe Dominguez: Uh, Rogaine.

Barry Chen: Rogaine? What's that? Do you snort it?

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Dr. John Joseph: How are you doing Barry?

Barry Chen: Eh listen, this is my good friend ehm... Sorry, what's your name again?

Insp. Joe Dominguez: Eh, Joe.

Barry Chen: Joe, this is Joe.

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