- Nash Bridges: Ah, bubbba...
- [seeing Joe put a beaded cuhion cover over the passenger seat]
- Joe Dominguez: Ah, don't ask.
- Nash Bridges: I'm afraid I already did.
- Joe Dominguez: It's supposed to keep my sperm count high, you know?
- Nash Bridges: Oh, God, I wish I hadn't asked.
- Nash Bridges: The invasion of Normandy wasn't this well planned.
- Nash Bridges: Inger's really working the calendar, huh?
- Joe Dominguez: Working it? she's going everything wired to her basal temperature. I'm gonna beep when she's ready. Eh, it will be like hte old days, you go six, seven times a night, you know?
- Nash Bridges: Get the f - when did you go six... never mind.
- Joe Dominguez: Hey, I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
- Nash Bridges: Say that again?
- Caitlin Cross: He wants me dead, right? I mean, that's where this whole thing is headed.
- Nash Bridges: He's gotta kill me first. He's good, but he's not that good.