Insp. Nash Bridges: I know that's going to make more sense to me after I have some coffee.
Insp. Harvey Leek: Say hey, going shopping?
Carl Hanover: Who the hell are you?
Insp. Evan Cortez: I'm a cop. Who are you?
Carl Hanover: Jack. Va-va-valen.
Insp. Harvey Leek: Va-va-valen what?
[mocking the suspect]
Carl Hanover: Valenoppenstein.
Insp. Harvey Leek: Valenoppenstein. Is that Russian?
Carl Hanover: No, it's Lithuanianberg.
Insp. Harvey Leek: Oh, I wasn't aware there was a Lithuanianberg.
Insp. Evan Cortez: That's somewhere between Franceland and Hollandsville.
Caitlin Cross: Ta da!
Insp. Nash Bridges: This is your big surprise?
[seeing an extra exercise machine next to hers, both with purple bows on them]
Caitlin Cross: I thought it would be something we could do together.
Insp. Nash Bridges: At seven o'clock on the morning? Get out of here!
Caitlin Cross: What-wah, what are you saying? What do you mean? It would be good for you!
Insp. Nash Bridges: I don't think so. There's a lot of good things for me; you're good for me, but, ah, I'm not even sure I like you at seven o'clock in the morning.