- Richard Bettina: No, no, I am the Director of Police Investigations.
- Joe Dominguez: Oh yeah, D-O-P-I - DOPI.
- Evan Cortez: Man, extremely cute.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Isn't he?
- Evan Cortez: No, I meant your baby sitter.
- Insp. Harvey Leek: Robin? You touch her, you're dead. I'm serious.
- [as Evan laughs]
- Nash Bridges: Any word from Harvey and Evan?
- [Rick listens to a tape recorder he hide to record Nash and Joe]
- Joe Dominguez: No, not yet. Hey Nash, man - you think Rick's a switch hitter?
- Nash Bridges: Bettina? How do you mean?
- Joe Dominguez: Well, do you think he goes both ways?
- Nash Bridges: Ah, no idea; why?
- Joe Dominguez: Well, you know, with Inger out of town I'm kind of free to sow some wild oats and I'm thinking Rick might make for a wild romp in the hay. What do you think, Rick? You up to that?
- Nash Bridges: Rick, if you take this money, you're gonna go to jail; if you go to jail, you're gonna be in a jail cell. And you won't be the husband. do you get my drift?