- Niles: Sylvia has invited us over for the Jewish holiday.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Now, is this the holiday Miss Fine said you can't eat all day, then stuff yourself? Or the one where you light candles, then stuff yourself? Or the one where you build a straw hut, then stuff yourself?
- Niles: I believe it's the one where you hide crackers from small children, then stuff yourself.
- Maxwell Sheffield: Ah, Passover.
- Maxwell Sheffield: If Barbra Streisand and your mother were drowning, who would you save?
- Fran Fine: Well, I'd save my mother. Barbra can walk on water.
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Maxwell, I don't want to look a gift horse in the mouth...
- Niles: Then don't floss in a mirror.
- [Niles is learning to cook Jewish food]
- Fran Fine: It takes a lot more to being Jewish than just cooking. There's a whole other wiener you gotta schnitzel, Mister.