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(TV Series)

(1997)

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Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [about Fran] She thinks you're a killer. She even thought you were trying to kill me.

Niles: Oh, I wouldn't even dream of touching you, like any other normal man.

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Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Nanny Fine, hearing you talk about Niles just makes me want to slam my head against a brick wall.

[hits her head against the shoulder of Fran's brick suit]

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Fran Fine: I think Niles might be a murderer!

Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: Nanny Fine, Niles would never kill anyone, then he'd make a mess and he'd have to clean it up.

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Fran Fine: Look at that, he wears the same thing everyday, just like Fred Flintstone.

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Fran Fine: I saw the list. You explain Secure Alibi.

Niles: That was the title.

Fran Fine: What about the morgue?

Niles: I was doing research.

Fran Fine: Well what about the bananas?

Niles: I was making a pie!

Fran Fine: ...Well where is it?

Niles: Your mother was here.

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Fran Fine: Honey, don't scratch like that. People will think you have lice.

Grace Sheffield: I do. My school sent home a letter.

Fran Fine: [gasps] You got head lice, at your 14 THOUSAND dollar a year school.

[Sylvia]

Fran Fine: Vermin they give you but you still gotta bring your own juice.

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Niles: Why can't I be more like him? I'm as smart as he is, as talented as he is. Who came up with this system of the haves and the have nots?

Fran Fine: Uh, that would be the haves.

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Niles: I'm glad we're alone.

Fran Fine: Yeah. Just you, me, and that piercing voice that CARRIES TO THE NEIGHBOURS!

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Fran Fine: [trying to stall] Oh. Look at this. Texas has the death penalty. Boy, they're frying them like chickens down there!

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