- [Niles serves C.C. a plate of breakfast]
- Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [whining] Niles. My eggs are all dried up.
- Niles: The gene pool is safe.
- Fran Fine: [about a wig Maggie bought at The Chatterbox and that Fran and Maxwell want to return] Don't you worry. They'll give us a full refund at The Chatterbox. I'm like family there.
- Claude: [cut to Claude at The Chatterbox on the phone with Fran] Fran who?... No, no returns, no refunds...
- Claude: [sighs] Sorry dear, tears don't work on me...
- [rolls eyes]
- Claude: Neither does *that*... Well, that *might* work if I close my eyes...