- [the entire Sheffield household has descended on Sylvia's apartment unexpectedly]
- Sylvia Fine: [to Fran] You couldn't call to tell a person that you're coming. I would have Windexed the couch.
- Fran Fine: Hi Kenny, what's new, how're your folks, whatcha up to?
- Kenny Keroucan: Hi Fran, not much, they're good, just doing laundry.
- Fran Fine: [dumps a sirloin in a bowl and pulls out a note] Oh look, mail's in!
- Sylvia Fine: Fran, have you been going through my meat?
- C.C. Babcock: Where's your bathroom?
- Fran Fine: It's down the hall.
- [C.C. runs off]
- Sylvia Fine: The Glade is under the sink!
- [to Fran]
- Sylvia Fine: Your father was just in there.
- Maxwell Sheffield: This is depressing, are you saying this Gilligan chap never gets off the island?
- Fran Fine: He got off once but then they went back with the Harlem Globetrotters.