Fran Fine: Hi Kenny, what's new, how're your folks, whatcha up to?
Kenny Keroucan: Hi Fran, not much, they're good, just doing laundry.
[the entire Sheffield household has descended on Sylvia's apartment unexpectedly]
Sylvia Fine: [to Fran] You couldn't call to tell a person that you're coming. I would have Windexed the couch.
C.C. Babcock: Where's your bathroom?
Fran Fine: It's down the hall.
[C.C. runs off]
Sylvia Fine: The Glade is under the sink!
Sylvia Fine: Your father was just in there.
Fran Fine: [dumps a sirloin in a bowl and pulls out a note] Oh look, mail's in!
Sylvia Fine: Fran, have you been going through my meat?
Maxwell Sheffield: This is depressing, are you saying this Gilligan chap never gets off the island?
Fran Fine: He got off once but then they went back with the Harlem Globetrotters.