Val Toriello: It's spring, Fran. Everyone gets a little hot and bothered. You know, the Discovery Channel says it affects all living orgasms.
Niles: I've been killing myself all week trying to drop a pound. How does Mr. Sheffield keep in shape?
Fran Fine: Running from commitment.
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [sarcastically about Niles' obvious hair dye job] Smart, doing it gradually so no one would notice.
Niles: Same way you became a woman.