Maxwell Sheffield: [desperately wanting to get rid of Fran's copy of Gloss magazine because it has a negative comment on her fashion sense, when it was actually he who gave her the purse that was a fashion Don't] Niles, get this piece of trash out of here!
Niles: [stepping up to C.C] You heard the man - move it!
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [talking about a disease for which there was a charity event they attended] Valerie Bertinelli did a movie of the week. I didn't see it, though.
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: I had a date.
Niles: [instantly] Oh, then it was a big night for charity all around.
Chastity Claire 'C.C.' Babcock: [finishing an argument about Maxwell letting Fran be a supervisor for costumes in a production of 'Our Town'; Niles is already approaching her from behind] If you insist on doing this, then you do the benefit alone, because I'm out of here!
Niles: [throwing C.C.'s coat on her shoulders] Hasta la vista, baby.