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"The Nanny" Christmas Episode (TV Episode 1993) Poster

(TV Series)

(1993)

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Fran Fine: Niles, you old Scrooge. Get into the Christmas spirit.

Niles: Spoken by one who doesn't have to clean it all up.

Fran Fine: Oh, that's the thing about Hanukkah: eight candles and a Menorah. No fuss, no muss.

Niles: Is it too late to convert?

Fran Fine: Never! We'll get you a Bar Mitzvah and of course a circumcision.

Niles: Suddenly I'm filled with the Christmas spirit.

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[Grace, Brighton, Maggie and Niles are sitting in a row on a pew in a church, where they have to speak in hushed voices due to the solemnity of their surroundings]

Grace Sheffield: [to Brighton] Where's Fran going?

Brighton Sheffield: [to Maggie] Grace wants to know where Fran's gone.

Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: [to Niles] What's with Fran?

Niles: [to Maggie] She's gone to confess.

Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: [to Brighton with a confused look on her face] She went to play chess.

Brighton Sheffield: [to Grace] She went to undress.

[Grace is totally confused]

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[for a Christmas present, Maxwell has given Brighton a bicycle kit, the bicycle which Brighton has to build himself]

Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: [about a gift for Brighton] He really wanted Cindy Crawford.

Brighton Sheffield: At least she's built.

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Fran Fine: [to a Priest in a confessional] Forgive me Father, for I have shopped.

Priest: I don't know the penance for that. I suppose you could say ten Hail Macy's.

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Fran Fine: [back from ice skating] Kids, take your wet clothes off and put them in the hamper.

Niles: No wet clothes for you, Miss Fine?

Fran Fine: I didn't fall.

Grace Sheffield: She didn't skate.

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Fran Fine: Look Gracie, Santa took a bite out of the cookies we left him.

Grace Sheffield: I didn't know Santa wears red lipstick.

Fran Fine: The man gets out of the house once a year, live and let live.

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Fran Fine: [opens Maggie's homemade present which is a big material sunflower] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: It's a pajama holder.

Fran Fine: Ahhhh! And I don't already have one.

Niles: Because you don't wear pajamas.

Fran Fine: You have just dusted your last keyhole, mister.

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Val Toriello: Are you hanging up stockings?

Fran Fine: No, I thought we'd use a pair of my Hanes because then we get doubles.

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Maxwell Sheffield: [Fran's helping decorate the tree] Miss Fine, what do you think you're doing?

Fran Fine: I'm putting a tinsel on.

Brighton Sheffield: [gasps] Not before the lights!

Fran Fine: Did I make a faux pas?

Margaret 'Maggie' Sheffield: Lights go on first, then ornaments, and tinsel is always last.

Grace Sheffield: Daddy's very anal about decorations.

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