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"NYPD Blue" Pilot (TV Episode 1993) Poster

(TV Series)

(1993)

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ADA Sylvia Costas: I'd say res ipsa loquitur if I thought you knew what it meant.

Andy: [grabbing his crotch] Hey, ipsa this, you pissy little bitch!

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Alfonse Giardella: Lois has got people down in Orlando. She thinks she's moving down there.

Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah? Did you tell her she could work Disney World?

Alfonse Giardella: Say something smarter then that, Sipowicz. You're gonna be dead a long time.

Det. Andy Sipowicz: I'd rather be dead than walk around with that mop on my head!

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Det. John Kelly: When was the last time you tried going on the wagon?

Andy: When was the last time you tried growing tits?

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Andy: [flapping Alphonse's toupee on his head while holding a gun to his throat] Mr. Wig says, "Alphonse has to go outside now."

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Andy: You get to a point, the hand's been dealt and played.

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Det. John Kelly: You want to get in some trouble?

Det. James Martinez: I'm up for that.

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