Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey Medavoy, how come I gotta be Santa Claus?
Det. Greg Medavoy: Well, uh, Stillwell psychoed out and Walker's got jaundice. No offense, but you're the fattest guy in the squad.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: That hypocrite bastard Haverill knows Fancy's doin' the job. He just wants to move his own man in there. Probably that ass-kisser Murphy.
Det. John Kelly: How come he's got such a big smile for you?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Who knows? Screw him anyway.
Det. John Kelly: You think he likes your sunny disposition?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: You got a problem with my disposition?