...Presents "The Touch of Satan
Crow: "Is Captain Hook there?"
Mike: "It's Aunt Eller!"
"Andy, I think there was a demon in the car"
Mike: "Thank you, Lurch."
"I miss my Eddie Munster widow's peak"
"This is the weirdest Big Valley"
"My name's Jody" "Can I call you Buffy"
Professor Bobo: "From the future, where apes evolved from men."
The Observer can be seen holding a Cookie Monster plush toy.
"Melissa Two-Sheds Strickland"
Crow (singing): "Is this the little demon I carried?"
"I gotta go bust Grandpa Walton for growin' pot"
Mike: "I'll just tell Leatherface you're here."
"You catch Kotter last night"
"Well, right about than those Duke boys showed up"
Mentioned by Mike
Mike: The 'American Gothic' people take revenge!
"We're gonna have to get Harvey Keitel to clean this up."
At one point, Servo makes a reference to Harvey Keitel's character from that film.
Mike makes a reference to this film when Jody is handcuffed to a tractor.
"Don't join Al Pachino's lawfirm"
Crow: "A withered old Billy Zane is gonna come in and give her a withered old Coeur de la Mer."
"There's a delightful later where the old woman raps"
'The Touch of Satan' is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.