Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)
Crow (as a curtain is shown): "Hello, Polonius? Are you there?"
Crow: The Storage Lockers of Doctor Caligari.
Mike: He looks like Nosferatu.
Mike: Pay no attention to the woman behind the mole.
Servo: Xanadu, stately home of Charles Whitman.
Tom: "George C. Scott as George M. Cohan"
Crow: "Our state fair is a great state fair."
Servo: When he was on Sullivan they only shot him from his ankles down.
Servo: Renee Richards IS Wendy Carlos in Glen or Glenda.
Servo sings the film's main theme.
Crow: "Lawrence Welk reaches out to the black audience."
Mike: "See the Gumby woman with the Dr. Seuss hat on!"
Crow: Gee, Wally.
Pearl: Good riddance you little no neck monsters.
Servo: Keep those doggies rollin'...
Crow: A dimension not of sight or sound but of crap.
Mike: Fred Flintstone's dinosaur.
Crow: They turned Leech Woman into a musical.
Mike: Dreezle Drazzle Drozzle Drone.
Servo: Suddenly it's the town without pity.
Mike: Holly Golightly goes to the state fair.
Servo sings a variation of the Jets song.
Crow: Magazine about the Jetson's dog.
When someone enters from behind a curtain, Crow sings the Tonight Show theme.
Servo: Cinematography by Zapruder.
Servo: This is Herbie the Misfit Elf.
Servo: I know nothing!
As a woman twirls an umbrella, Mike imitates the Penguin's laugh.
Tom: "Did you hear phaser shots?"
Servo: (singing) Night train to Mundo Fine...
Servo: Go Cyclone Racer Go!
Servo: We'll return to In Cold Blood goes to California!
Servo: (on a beach) You did it, you finally did it, damn you all to hell!
Crow: "JoAnne Akalitis directs 'The Odd Couple.'"
Servo hums the theme during a chase scene.
Crow: Let's go. Masterpiece Theater is on.
Crow: (as Columbo) Uh, just one more question, ma'am.
Crow: They're recreating Woody Allen's parking dream.
Servo: "Seeing as how this is a .44 magnum..."
Mike: Ortega taco shells are made from people!
"The very talented Miss..." Crow: Jane Pittman.
Crow: "Ed Grimley!"
Crow: There's something Laverne and Shirley-esque about all this.
Crow: And J.P. Morgan gives him the Gong.
Crow: Ed Grimley.
Crow: Madison, the boy who should be in a plastic bubble.
Servo imitates Darth Vader's breathing.
Servo: Why did they cancel Battlestar Galactica?
Pearl: I'm leaving B.J. and the Bear in charge.
Servo: One of the Mommies in The Rose.
Tom (as John Merrick): "Oh, no! Cops!"
Servo: Is she singing the Thomas the Tank Engine theme?
Mike: Paging Mr. Herman.
Mike: Pee-Wee's Playhouse has gotten weird.
Crow: Bill W.: Theatrical Manager.
Crow: I wish I were liquid metal, man.
"One of the Mommies, in The Rose"
Mike: (as Jim Carrey) Alllllll righty then.
When the Nicolas Cage-looking character asks "Where's Elizabeth Shue?". Also when the same character later on says that he's "going to go to Las Vegas and drink himself to death"
Servo: Corky St. Clair choreographed this.
Mike: Sabrina the Octogenarian Witch.
Servo: Riverdance, the strip show.
Mike: We could go to Donnie Brasco's.
Servo: Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dull.
'The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?' is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.
Bobo and Observer's part