Crow: "The Good Ship Lollipop"
Tom: "The 'Anything Goes' rehearsal"
"Tanya Harding is Scarlett O'Hera"
Mike: "He's making violent love to me, Mother."
Crow: "Mom looks like Señor Wences's hand."
Belvedere, come here, boy.
(Spoken in James Stewart-like voice)"Why it's Harvey, Hi Harvey"
"That must be Lucy"
"Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry"
Mike: "You guys really think I'm a '98 Pollyanna."
"Wheeling Capain Pike"
I'm Ed Bradley...
It's the THX 1138 stairs!
The Soul Taker!
Tom: "The Other Side of the Mountain . . . of Crap!"
"We're missing Gimme a Break!"
Mike: "Sorry! Love is lifting me up where I belong."
Song sung during night scene
Tom (as a car is shown on screen): "Fortunately, it's Christine."
"He uses Ghostbusters Technology"
Mike calls the ship a "wessel" like Chekov
I'm watching Cops.
"Edward Hopper's Kwik-E-Mart"
"My nephew made Mighty Ducks!"
Mike does an impression of Richard Attenbough in this movie"
George Clooney's taking his shirt off!
Frank mentions that he spent some time as an angel and adds, "I got into big trouble for appearing to people as Della Reese."
Soultaker is the featured film in this MST3K episode.