Brad Deville: Zak, you still haven't figured it out yet, have you?
Crow: We have. Can we go?
Brad: Zak, Led Zeppelin was wrong, man.
Tom Servo: Shut up.
Brad: There is no stairway to heaven.
Tom Servo: Zep is never wrong, man.
Brad: An even if there was, you couldn't buy your way up there.
Mike Nelson: Is SABBATH wrong too, man?
[the Soultaker, disguised as Natalie's mother, peeks at her while she's undressing for a bath]
Crow T. Robot: Eeeeww, I INSTANTLY need counseling.
Mike Nelson: [exasperated] You know, David Byrne was right: Heaven is a place WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!
Crow T. Robot: Dummy! Didn't you see that "Warning: Joe Estevez crossing" sign?
[during a scene in which Joe Estevez's character appears]
Crow T. Robot: Hi, folks. You may be wondering if I'm Martin Sheen. Well, I'm not. Turns out I'm his vastly more talented but less appreciated brother. Thank you.
[as the Soultaker steps off a bus]
Tom Servo: Bus taker!
Crow T. Robot: [the camera speeds down a highway] Where's David Byrne's head?
Tom Servo: [as a soultaker, while the two soultakers are seen walking alongside a road] I'm sorry. I thought we had more gas.
Crow T. Robot: [as the camera jumps closer to the soultakers] Hey, wait...
Crow T. Robot: [the camera jumps even closer] Hey, hey, um, wait...
Crow T. Robot: [as the camera shows an extreme closeup of Robert Z'dar's crotch] Eeeeeewwww, took my soul, right there.
Crow: You know, it's just not death with dignity if there's an Estevez in the room.
[Joe Estevez looks surprised]
Crow: My nephew made Mighty ducks.
[reading opening credits]
Tom Servo: Hm, "story by" so there will be a story, that's encouraging.