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"Mystery Science Theater 3000" Soultaker (TV Episode 1999) Poster

Quotes

Brad Deville: Zak, you still haven't figured it out yet, have you?

Crow: We have. Can we go?

Brad: Zak, Led Zeppelin was wrong, man.

Tom Servo: Shut up.

Brad: There is no stairway to heaven.

Tom Servo: Zep is never wrong, man.

Brad: An even if there was, you couldn't buy your way up there.

Mike Nelson: Is SABBATH wrong too, man?

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[the Soultaker, disguised as Natalie's mother, peeks at her while she's undressing for a bath]

Crow T. Robot: Eeeeww, I INSTANTLY need counseling.

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Mike Nelson: [exasperated] You know, David Byrne was right: Heaven is a place WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!

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Tom Servo: Leaktaker!

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Crow T. Robot: Dummy! Didn't you see that "Warning: Joe Estevez crossing" sign?

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[during a scene in which Joe Estevez's character appears]

Crow T. Robot: Hi, folks. You may be wondering if I'm Martin Sheen. Well, I'm not. Turns out I'm his vastly more talented but less appreciated brother. Thank you.

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[as the Soultaker steps off a bus]

Tom Servo: Bus taker!

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Crow T. Robot: [the camera speeds down a highway] Where's David Byrne's head?

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Tom Servo: [as a soultaker, while the two soultakers are seen walking alongside a road] I'm sorry. I thought we had more gas.

Crow T. Robot: [as the camera jumps closer to the soultakers] Hey, wait...

Crow T. Robot: [the camera jumps even closer] Hey, hey, um, wait...

Crow T. Robot: [as the camera shows an extreme closeup of Robert Z'dar's crotch] Eeeeeewwww, took my soul, right there.

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Crow: You know, it's just not death with dignity if there's an Estevez in the room.

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[Joe Estevez looks surprised]

Crow: My nephew made Mighty ducks.

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[reading opening credits]

Tom Servo: Hm, "story by" so there will be a story, that's encouraging.

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Zak: NATALIE. CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Mike Nelson: No, she thinks you're saying "BWLABLILEE."

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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