The "Are You Ready for Marriage?" segment is part of this compilation.
Crow: "Ooh, Professor Firefly!"
Mike (as Glinda): "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
Tom: "If Russ Meyers had directed Claire Boothe Luce's 'The Women'"
Crow: "When Ed Wood saw this was like when Truffaut saw 'Citizen Kane.'"
Tom: "Hey, catch 'The Life of Riley' last night?"
Tom: "I'll see what Lucy and Ethel are up to."
Tom sings "Happy Trails."
Tom: "Meanwhile, Audrey Hepburn was making 'Roman Holiday.'"
Tom (singing): "Sisters - never were there such devoted sisters."
Tom (as Ed Norton): "Hey, Ralphy boy!"
Crow (as Mr. Ed): "Oh, Joe. You've returned!"
Mike (as Santa): "No, Lupita"
Crow (as Rocky): "Gee, Bullwinkle!"
Crow: "Oh, Robbb!"
Tom hums "Cool" from "West Side Story."
Crow (singing): "I'm gettin' married in the morning. . . ."
Tom: "These shots were rejected from 'Monster-a Go Go.'"
Crow (as George): "Don't talk about our son, Martha."
Crow: "She looks like a Romulan!"
Mentioned by Crow
Tom: "It's Herbie, the cop car!"
Crow (as Carol Channing): "Thank you! Thank you! Come and see me in 'Hello, Dolly!'"
Tom (as Rod Roddy): "With a new car!"
Mike: "It's just Campus Town, Jake."
Crow: "Tony Orlando and Dawn, in their most provocative show ever!"
Crow: "This movie was the 'Jaws' of its day."
Tom: "Scenes cut from 'The Turning Point'"
Crow: "Quick, through the wardrobe!"
Mike: "Miss Manners, in 'Personal Best'"
Crow: "Is that like 'Transformers'?"
Crow: "There can be only one!"
"Marines!!! We are leaving!!!!" is said by Hicks in Aliens
Crow: "Women on the Verge of a Three-Point Takedown"
Tom: "I don't wanna miss 'Regis and Kathie Lee.'"
Crow: "Plays of the Week"
Tom: "Strictly Ballroom II"
Crow: "This is where Forrest Gump shows up."
Mike: "I don't like the new 'Models Inc.' plotline."
'Are You Ready for Marriage?' is the featured short in this 'MST3K' episode.
'Racket Girls' is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.
clip of "Are You Ready for Marriage?"
Spoofed in a host segment, with Jan in the Pan appearing and beginning to do a striptease