"Mystery Science Theater 3000" Racket Girls (TV Episode 1994) Poster


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Edited into 

Mr. B's Lost Shorts (2001) (Video)
The "Are You Ready for Marriage?" segment is part of this compilation.


Duck Soup (1933)
Crow: "Ooh, Professor Firefly!"
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Mike (as Glinda): "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?"
The Women (1939)
Tom: "If Russ Meyers had directed Claire Boothe Luce's 'The Women'"
Citizen Kane (1941)
Crow: "When Ed Wood saw this was like when Truffaut saw 'Citizen Kane.'"
The Life of Riley (1949) (TV Series)
Tom: "Hey, catch 'The Life of Riley' last night?"
I Love Lucy (1951) (TV Series)
Tom: "I'll see what Lucy and Ethel are up to."
The Roy Rogers Show (1951) (TV Series)
Tom sings "Happy Trails."
Roman Holiday (1953)
Tom: "Meanwhile, Audrey Hepburn was making 'Roman Holiday.'"
White Christmas (1954)
Tom (singing): "Sisters - never were there such devoted sisters."
The Honeymooners (1955) (TV Series)
Tom (as Ed Norton): "Hey, Ralphy boy!"
Mister Ed (1958) (TV Series)
Crow (as Mr. Ed): "Oh, Joe. You've returned!"
Santa Claus (1959)
Mike (as Santa): "No, Lupita"
The Bullwinkle Show (1960) (TV Series)
Crow (as Rocky): "Gee, Bullwinkle!"
The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961) (TV Series)
Crow: "Oh, Robbb!"
West Side Story (1961)
Tom hums "Cool" from "West Side Story."
My Fair Lady (1964)
Crow (singing): "I'm gettin' married in the morning. . . ."
Monster a-Go Go (1965)
Tom: "These shots were rejected from 'Monster-a Go Go.'"
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966)
Crow (as George): "Don't talk about our son, Martha."
Star Trek (1966) (TV Series)
Crow: "She looks like a Romulan!"
Mod Squad (1968) (TV Series)
Mentioned by Crow
The Love Bug (1968)
Tom: "It's Herbie, the cop car!"
Hello, Dolly! (1969)
Crow (as Carol Channing): "Thank you! Thank you! Come and see me in 'Hello, Dolly!'"
The Price Is Right (1972) (TV Series)
Tom (as Rod Roddy): "With a new car!"
Chinatown (1974)
Mike: "It's just Campus Town, Jake."
Tony Orlando and Dawn (1974) (TV Series)
Crow: "Tony Orlando and Dawn, in their most provocative show ever!"
Jaws (1975)
Crow: "This movie was the 'Jaws' of its day."
The Turning Point (1977)
Tom: "Scenes cut from 'The Turning Point'"
The Lion, the Witch & the Wardrobe (1979) (TV Movie)
Crow: "Quick, through the wardrobe!"
Personal Best (1982)
Mike: "Miss Manners, in 'Personal Best'"
The Transformers (1984) (TV Series)
Crow: "Is that like 'Transformers'?"
Highlander (1986)
Crow: "There can be only one!"
Aliens (1986)
"Marines!!! We are leaving!!!!" is said by Hicks in Aliens
Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (1988)
Crow: "Women on the Verge of a Three-Point Takedown"
Live with Kelly and Ryan (1988) (TV Series)
Tom: "I don't wanna miss 'Regis and Kathie Lee.'"
Baseball Tonight (1990) (TV Series)
Crow: "Plays of the Week"
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Tom: "Strictly Ballroom II"
Forrest Gump (1994)
Crow: "This is where Forrest Gump shows up."
Models Inc. (1994) (TV Series)
Mike: "I don't like the new 'Models Inc.' plotline."


Are You Ready for Marriage? (1950) (Short)
'Are You Ready for Marriage?' is the featured short in this 'MST3K' episode.
Racket Girls (1951)
'Racket Girls' is the featured movie in this 'MST3K' episode.

Featured in 

Atop the Fourth Wall: Gameboy #1 (2011) (TV Episode)
clip shown
Atop the Fourth Wall: Tandy Computer Whiz Kids: The Computer Trap (2015) (TV Episode)
clip of "Are You Ready for Marriage?"


The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
Spoofed in a host segment, with Jan in the Pan appearing and beginning to do a striptease

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