Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Quest of the Delta Knights (1998)

Kevin Murphy: Tom Servo, Professor Bobo

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Quotes 

• Tom Servo : Hey, Alanis Morrisette is in prison!

  Mike Nelson : Finally.

• Baydool : There's always food on the table.

  Crow T. Robot : And food in my beard.

  Baydool : Would you like some food?

  Tom Servo : I would, but what's that crap you're holding up?

• Baydool : All is well.

  Tom Servo : Oh yeah, I got bought by a beard-wearing psycho, I had half a can of pee thrown at me, yeah, things are great.

• Tom Servo : Hey, what happened to Crow there?

  Mike Nelson : Oh he went outside to check the ships gutters, the ratio kicked up and he got caught in a freak hailstorm.

  Tom Servo : Sure is the season for 'em, huh?

  Mike Nelson : Yeah, about three grand in hail damage, uh, it's gonna be about three weeks in the shop, but Gyps gave me a loaner Crow.

  [smoking rattling loaner Crow shows up] 

  Tom Servo : Cool. Hey, it's that old AMC Crow that Gypsy's been tinkering with for years.

  Loaner Crow : Hey guys, are there things that are happening?

  Tom Servo : He must be running rich.

  Mike Nelson : Yeah, well, I'll flip his air filter cover over and uh, he should be fine.

  Tom Servo : Check it out, he's got a killer radio!

  Mike Nelson : Oh wow, cool.

  [turns on radio] 

  Loaner Crow : Later we'll take stuff and do it, right?

• Leonardo : What are you doing?

  Tom Servo : Trying to obey Prince Jumpjugs.

  Tee : When in doubt, rest.

  Crow T. Robot : You are full of crap beyond your years, kid.

• Prostitute : I'll show you the time of your life!

  Tom Servo : We're going to Camp Snoopy!

• Tom Servo : [sounds of someone urinating into a metal pot]  Oh please, no, no!